fatrobot: March 2006

HIT IT

Hit it!

Na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na Ini
na na na na
Na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na Kamoze
na na na na

Here comes the hotstepper – murderer
I'm the lyrical gangsta – murderer Here
pick up the crew inner the area – murderer
still love you like that – murderer Comes

No no we don't lie
yes we multiply
anyone test will hear the fat lady sing The
act like you know Rico
I know what Bo don't know Hotstepper
touch them up and go uh-oh
ch-ch-chang

Here comes the hotstepper – murderer
I'm the lyrical gangsta – murderer
excuse me Mister Officer - murderer
still love you like that – murderer

Extra ordinary
juice like a strawberry Lyrics
money to burn baby
all of the time

Cut to fade is me Lyric
fade to cut is she
come juggle with me
I say everytime

Here comes the hotstepper – murderer
I'm the lyrical gangsta – murderer
dial emergency number - murderer
still love you like that – murderer

Na na na na na Alle
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na Ini

Na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na Kamoze
na na na na

Start like a jackrabbit
finish in front of it Here
on the night is jack
that's it understand

I'm the daddy of the mack daddy Comes
he's all left in gold maybe
ain't no homie gonna play me The
top celebrity man

Murderer
I'm the lyrical gangsta – murderer
excuse me mister officer – murderer Hotstepper
still love it like that – murderer

No no we don't die
yes we multiply
anyone test will hear
the fat lady sing

Act like you know G-go
I know what Bo don't know Lyrics
touch them up and go oh-oh
ch-ch-chang chang Lyric

Here comes the hotstepper – murderer
I'm the lyrical gangster – murderer
pick up the crew inner the area - murderer
still love it like that – murderer

Na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na Alle
na na na na – yea man

Na na na na na Ini
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na – right Kamoze

Here comes the hotstepper - murderer
I'm the lyrical gangster – murderer Here
pick up all crew bow ya – murderer
still love it like that – murderer Comes

Here comes the hotstepper – murderer
I'm the lyrical danger – murderer The
pick up the crew inner area – murderer
still love it like that – murderer Hotstepper

Here comes the hotstepper - murderer
I'm the lyrical gangster – murderer
I'm aliving in my danger – murderer
still love it like that - murderer

Na na na na
na na na na
na na na na

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little known fact that Jack Russell had other breeds of animals other than the Jack Russell Terrier
there was the Jack Russell Burrowing Owl
the Jack Russell Spotted Hydra
the Jack Russell Red Tailed Leopard
the Jack Russell Pygmy Pig
the Jack Russell Regular Pig
the Jack Russell Giant Pygmy Pig

There was also a Kurt Russell Terrier, i wonder what ever happened to that?

crytozoology.com's gallery is full of buffoons who take photos of blobbies and think its bigfoot
click to see a larger version of absolutely nothing hiding in the woods

a skit from Little Britain

swissmiss has a nice blog with a tonne of cool links
these are ones i lifted from her

coloured bubbles
what you don't like coloured bubbles? racialist!

i know what i am getting my son

more toys

i am not going to post an y new links today
no reason
more toys from yesterdays post

a tiny electric saw with a really sharp blade is a perfect toy for a child

gee... thanks dad... thanks for the .... the weather station...

these were always fun

what the hell?
the sixfinger? looks more like My Little Dildo
secret bullet , fragmentation bomb,
odd

i don't know what this is but i like it

now scram see

toysday

collection of odd toys here

this kid is going to make a bomb
you can just tell
he has hatred in his eyes

did you know that Hatians and other voodo practicing people
were actually red-haired green goblins?
this game says they are

he's a gay

this machine thinks like a man
you have to feed it beer and have sex with with it

this swedish kid is pretending he's a god to the tiny alien village
i hate him so much

erect'er yourself

make it

Makezine's blog has tonnes of cool things like
the worlds smallest RC hellicopter

this fat guy in the water built a $100 rebreather - it scrubs the air you breath out, and also adds oxygen in so you can breath back in

the warning on his webpage is this

Warning Warning Warning
REBREATHERS CAN AND DO KILL
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU
YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS
AND REAP THE CONSEQUENCES

so go ahead give it a try

i'm not sure what this is

this robot is crazy!

weehaaa

i'm gonna start my own tv station

its totally gonna rule
i'll have all the best gear

kickass secretaries

people will watch and be amazed at how great my tv station is

you'll all be jealous and cry everyday

krammit

Someone in Ely, Minnesota thinks this is a bigfoot and not a drunken guy in a suit
no no, don't bother to shine the lights on the subject, don't zoom in or centre the camera on it either, then we might be able to see what it is
more here

Woman with perfect
memory baffles scientists, will never get married

how to make a plastic clone of yourself for under 15$
creepy

oh and crammit

here

you live here, you can't be without your rifles, sewing machine, small tv and that mushroomy looking thing.
more horrible homes

yes, reduce your flesh

from makeblog

watch your front door (or something else) from anywhere

Texas is retarted
Officials Make Public Intoxication Arrests Inside Bars

two'sdy

if you will look out your window you will see a parade being held in my honour
(it may be invisible)

please giant, stop peeing on the grass, you selfish bastard

un chat

hi, i be a robot

unhand me! ... no wait, on second thought, a little lower

these aliens may look delicious but they are quite inedible

hey look i found a copy of the bible

um... a ..

non

nurd

torrents i recently dloaded are
BBC Walking with Beasts full series
BBC Walking with Cavemen full series
BBC Planet Earth EP 1 and 2
David Attenborough's Life in the Undergrowth full series
David Attenborough's Blue Planet full series
watching these i can learn about giant scorpions, regular scorpions etc

um

hooray

the greatest thing ever invented
the robotic sea serpent

these are from here

this is about you

gnu

new job started yesterday
tis good
won't be posting much until i get into the groove of wasting time
i will leave you with this gallery of vintage wallpaper

la lune de neptune

although not an architect
i am the greatest architect on this planet

earth's cutest kid

some reruns
i wrote Weetabix and told them of my ad campaign ideas for them
i hope they like these

ptoo

cobra

i can turn into 6 cobras that glow in the dark collectively we are a gang called 'the glowbras'

i ate a moth once
and i threw it up and it turned back into a caterpillar
odd
then it made me answer 3 riddles

some photos of people in my city
i took them with my digitamable camera

in these buckets i hold the secrets of

last day

my last day of work !
to be released into the building by me today
10 emperor scorpions
11 glowbras
137 black widow spiders
colony of fire ants
2 drunken maritimers
20 more emperor scorpions

this girl likes gem sweaters
judging by those glasses most of her face is near sighted

the dawg can skate

why don't you shutyerface

crypto

Court Orders Fisherman to Apologize to Eagle

Joshua Williams giving court-ordered apology to eagle after being convicted of endangered species harrassment.

i am the only credible cryptozoologist
this is a photo of a Rare Eastern Woodland Blobby

this is a sea monster pretending to be a log
oh you're a crafty one you are

this specimen is known to most as 'your mom'

not to be outdone by idiot cyptozoologists
cowabduction.com has people who think aliens are stealing their cows

mmmmmm i bet these people are this smart

froot

a huge collection of fruit label art
some of it be racist fruit label art

haha more gay texans

oh dear

it's ok to be racist towards pixies though
look at that smug lil bastard

she has foot high melons

this is a photo of my neighbours
i took the photo with my digitable camera
i hates em

junk

one day i will create a society to rival the greatness of the
Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society, look at the impressive photo gallery
good work Pennsylvania
Less impressive is the Indiana Bigfoot Society
yes the flag and the statue of liberty is all you need to graphically convey 'bigfoot society'

according to CSI, everytime a crime occurs in a house all the power goes off
odd

hey look a 1977 houseboat for $5000 USD