Thursday, August 31, 2006

awsome

yeah, you're awsome alright


do racist homosexuals in the south join the KKGAY?
i found this

ho did not find it
i did

go here and search for 'magic' for a trialer load of old magic posters


Here are some burlesque show posters
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

science

i am a scientist

i am working on an experiment
these pics are clues to what i am working on
my research is important
herherhehrherhehre
yes my research herhehrehrherhehrehr







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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

important

one time this old cowboy told me a story

he said "son, I'll tell you the time that I saw this feller a ways back and I looked him straight in the eye and he looked at me straight in the eye and we looked at each other eye to eye and I knew that feller knew I was looking him in the eye and I could tell that feller was looking me straight in the eye and so I looked at him straight in the eye..."
etc etc etc
this went on for 4 hours

happens all the time



this is me



this truck is on its way to your house
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Monday, August 28, 2006

lower case n




my army of glow in the dark cobras. also known as glowbras, is waiting for me to give the signal
then they will be merciless as they take over earth


this looks safe


i like this picture


i used this to take over manitoba when i was younger


dude, protruding ears is just one of the problems with your face


"and then brenda was all like 'kelly you smelly ho, you stole my BF!' and kelly was all like 'brenda, you stank, dylans mine byatch' and like OMG is was soooo funnny"
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Friday, August 25, 2006

shuuuuuuuuuuddduuuup

Collection of old Kid Records complete with mp3
listen to Tarzan (pronounced Tar-ZN)


they look like my pants




butchdingo
and Tim are off to a tea party
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Thursday, August 24, 2006

jesus chop

i haven't the time to annoy you properly today
please visit here and discuss important issues with insane asylum inmates


Christian Karate Association


praise the lord RYYTYYYKTYKKUUUUKEN!!!

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

word

The Real McKenzies - "Mainland"
if you don't like them then you are fired


the CWF rocks
Chrsitian Wrestling Federation

powerbombs for jesus

they invite you to

the father , the son and the holy suplex

kicking people for the lord


this scares me
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

test a mint

god told me to make this image and share it with you

yes, i am a marketing genius

you should buy these jesus beards


gigantic yellow jacket nests have started turning up in old barns, unoccupied houses, cars and underground cavities across the southern two-thirds of Alabama



my plan is working hahahaha
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Monday, August 21, 2006

rubbish

look no further
i have found what you were looking for
a collection of Nurse Book Covers


and a photo gallery of farm dragsters



a white doctor? is that supposed to be strange?


propaganda, but i'm not sure who for or against what


your bike


my pineapple


my car


your boyfriend
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Friday, August 18, 2006

yo momma

when i lived underneath the desert i had 8 pet hydras with 7 heads each
i sold three 2 the lizard men-lavamen association for 4 smaller hydralings
1 died and 2 heads died on another

how many hydra heads did i have in the end?

this is your dad


i can do this


i wear this


tractor sqaure dance
this is what elmo and smartypants do on weekends
that and shooting things
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Thursday, August 17, 2006

ici pitou

one time i stopped believing in friction
i slid all over the place until i started believing again

i found all these in the bible
she's projecting something alright


this statement is true, just ask any girl


girls like this also


so why is the mexican a devil?
racialist


i posed for some ads many years ago




this happens all the time


and by gay i mean the sexy girl gay


i can turn into any one of these
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

fooey on youey

awesome collection of vintage sewing patterns
my favourite, see the text at the bottom
designed for chubbies
hahahahah
chubbies! lil chubbies don't need self esteem anyways!


these are my parents


sewing is satanic


same site in the postcards section
more stickin it to chubbies


you know, just seems gross for some reason


collection of vintage matchbook covers

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Monday, August 14, 2006

c

this is a water spirit
it lives in the ocean and sometimes in lakes
the water spirits created land and trees
they speak in riddles



i saw something in the woods
i drew it
this is it


i have no idea how that little chat thingee works on the side of the page but i do know that i had it first and butchdingo stole it from me
he wears this sweater
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now where was i?

oh yeah


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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Hey look what i made!

a new baby girl!
i made her with all natural ingredients
my wife helped out a bit

i will be absent for a wee bit longer
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