2day is my birthday

hoooray for meeeee

meee mee mee meee

"fatrobot is so wonderful!"


you see this? i am making my own drink! I hope you're happy!


"cuz you are my laaaaadddyyyy, and i am your maaaaaaaan..."

me me me me me me me me

this is my house
and my fancy airship that you are not allowed to drive


this is me in my fancy clothes
you wish you were as fancy and complicated


these are things that happen in my neighbourhood
you wish your neighbourhood was as exciting


watch this


my birthday is on thursday
get me something good

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnon

really not going to post today

NON!

i am not posting anything today
don't feel like it

'cept this

fire

80's hungarian anti smoking commercial


fireworks museum

the indian and asian fireworks section is disturbing
i guess these are safe for kids



yes, that says cock magic fountain mighty atom flower bomb


burning bush?

i can think of 3 jokes about that

this is my secretary working on my new computer

truckn

my trucks are better than yours




and Michael "Kramer" Richards is an idiot racist


but i neeeever ate cotton
Edible cotton breakthrough may help feed the world

o=34928450

george formby is my hero


i saw this


all cryptozoologists are stupid
'cept me


Do you want to see 2 finnish guys doing vanilla ice karaoke?

space racist

space hippies have taken over my blog

hey brother


thats real groovy hippy bitch


with our imaginary cheeseburgers we will
bring intergalactic peace


would you like to donate to greenpeace?
c'mon brother


what?

font

dafont.com has a tonne of free fonts
you can find yourself some Elven script fonts
but if you download them you are a gigantic nerd

frig newton

your mom makes moonshine here


i have xray vision and can see into your head


i see things like this all the time



Physics promises wire-less power

Big Country is my favourite band, song, and album

bleargh

this is my ipod


japanese condom packages are disturbing



you can drink this
its good for you
go ahead try some



old transistor radio collection

gorn in east LA

robot chicken is good


the barbapapas are an evil race of shape shifting hatemongers
barbapapa come from the term barbe a papa, meaning father's beard
that father is satan
they are satanic


you eat this

suppport

there are other troops other than your
you should support them with these bumper stickers

ptoooo

i think this might be gay

he looks like this now
nope, not the guy looking one

fire

how tall are these people you are talking to Smokey?

Collection of Anti-Fire Propaganda
at Smokey's Vault
Listen bear, your name is Smokey, chances are you started the fire you fuckin pyro,
maybe i make a rug out of your skin
non-polar bear!
here's some fire



these pictures are from the bible i am writing

blazin

blazin hazen
this is good stuff



http://www.blazinhazen.com/

hey

shut yer gob

SING N DANCE

Founder of Creation Science Evangelism and Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola, and tax protester Kent Hovind was found guilty of 58 counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes. He faces a maximum of 288 years in prison.

In Creationism 288 years is equal to 7 trillion billion years, so he's goin away for a while


here's a good idea
researchers have resurrected a retrovirus that infected our ancestors millions of years ago

bleah!

i tired
eyes tired
iTired
aye, tired




my favourite book


this is your boyfriend

space lime

i know all the answers when it comes to lime and space and the space-lime continuum
i built my own lime machine and have travelled back thru limes many times
even as far back as the Citruseric Period
now for some dancing