fatrobot

look book

2009-05-01T09:21:00.002-05:00

i am going to make my own space prison

honh honh honh honh
so by french i assume you mean perverted?
got it

oh i guess you are right
french i am then

ew!

listen

2009-04-17T08:00:00.002-05:00

my best of album
listen

eh'p

2009-03-17T08:11:00.003-05:00

ape-men

2009-03-11T11:07:00.000-05:00

apemen want to steal your women

South of Santa Fe

2009-03-10T14:21:00.000-05:00

Roy Rogers in South of Santa Fe
he's cool

truth'n

2009-03-03T09:44:00.003-06:00

i walk with a limp due to a scrabble allergy
i was symmetriphobic until i found out what that meant
once i stopped believing in friction and i slid all over the place
i have built 23 prototype killer robots

h4wt hero

2009-02-26T07:25:00.002-06:00

know who's h4wt, jean rogers from the 1930's flash gordon serials

here is a dekstop bg i made
you can have it and display it to your friends and brag that it is better than their shitty desktop bg of their stupid cat

girls

2009-02-24T07:53:00.001-06:00

h4wt!

cuz i love it

2009-02-20T13:17:00.001-06:00

ding dong

2009-02-19T08:49:00.004-06:00

u b skankin

2009-02-17T08:03:00.001-06:00

h'art

2009-02-13T09:37:00.000-06:00

ptoooooooooo

2009-02-09T08:09:00.001-06:00

i am cool

2009-02-05T13:32:00.004-06:00

i dance like this

and this

and i sound like this

my dancey dance

2009-02-05T07:29:00.001-06:00

tar-zin

2009-02-04T08:30:00.004-06:00

a staggering amount of info on all movies made about tarzan, lobby cards trailers etc

like me, he is totally looking at her bewbs

burn that clown upside down

2009-02-03T14:39:00.001-06:00

look!

2009-01-28T14:22:00.001-06:00

its good
i made it

RAWWR!!!!

2009-01-27T12:21:00.004-06:00

crammit 3 times

2009-01-23T07:57:00.001-06:00

i just ordered the dvd of this
looks fantastic
robot vs ape

also i dance and sing like this

things that are good

2009-01-22T09:13:00.000-06:00

pyoo pyoo pyoo
meeeep meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

oh dear

2008-11-29T15:06:00.001-06:00

i am very important

2008-11-28T14:07:00.004-06:00

not really
i am writing a comedy series that is to be in development shortly
listen!
hours of james stewart cowboy radio show
awesome!
http://www.archive.org/details/OTRR_The_Six_Shooter_Singles

haha

2008-11-06T08:51:00.001-06:00

the big sleep

2008-10-29T10:45:00.002-05:00

know what movie is better than The Big Sleep with Bogart and Bacall?
none

watch it all

jesus disco

2008-10-27T15:20:00.001-05:00

yeah!

keith is funny

2008-10-21T08:34:00.002-05:00

VOTE

2008-10-14T08:42:00.003-05:00

VOTE
but vote for anyone but harper

i like that one

2008-10-09T06:26:00.003-05:00

please please god, elvis, santa, william shatner, whoever is listening
please let stephen harper not win even a minority in the election

and to the south

more keith

2008-10-07T08:02:00.000-05:00

keith rules

khul

2008-10-06T07:46:00.002-05:00

i have calculated with my sophistmacated machinery that i am in fact 98.4% cool

you wear these
not cool

SMASH ROBOT APE!
cool

awesome worse

2008-10-02T08:46:00.002-05:00

this is awesome

also nick and norahs infinite playlist is by far the worst movie title of all time
worse than anything

crack'er i hardly know'er?

2008-10-01T08:04:00.005-05:00

Bedrooms: 6
Bathrooms:
Square Feet: 3,000
Price: $100

the economy in detroit must be so good look at the affordable housing

Firebird Hood Graphic Table 1970 - 1981

go cracker go cracker

nothing would make me put this on my teeth

from toothpasteworld.com of course

this is what people from alberta look like

flash

2008-09-29T08:19:00.002-05:00

the new flash gordon tv series is so horrible it is not worth mentioning so i won't
old flash is the best

muskoxen

2008-09-26T07:37:00.004-05:00

BEHOLD THE MIGHTY MUSK OX

The muskox (Ovibos moschatus) is an Arctic mammal of the Bovidae family, noted for its thick coat and for the strong odor emitted by males, from which its name derives. This musky odor is used to attract females during mating season.

The muskox and the caribou are the only two hoofed mammals, or ungulates, that survived the end of the Pleistocene Era, 10,000 years ago.

To cushion the blow and prevent brain damage, they have an air pocket between their brain and skull.

Both the males and females have horns that are not shed, but rather grow larger each year.

The largest recorded set of muskox horns was found near Perry River and measured 80 cm between the tips.

Their front hooves are larger than their hind hooves, making it easier for the muskox to dig through snow for food.

One average sized bull can result in 135 kg of meat (based on harvesting results in the Cambridge Bay area).

letterman vs mccain vs skeletons vs sinbad vs harper

2008-09-25T08:33:00.003-05:00

i saw this on the way to work

"don't look know, but I am not wearing any pants. Hee hee hee hee"

PETA wants human breast milk in Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
story
i'd eat it

McCain cancels and lies to Letterman and does interview with CBS instead

also Stephen Harper is pure evil

nevermind the margarine

2008-09-23T08:26:00.005-05:00

Johnny Rotten is doin commercials for butter
yup

dud you waited waaaayyy too long to sell out
idiot!

i don't understand 3/5ths of whats goin on in gossip girl
but i like it

entoruage ep 3
http://www.videosinhd.com/mega.html?file=XK7SNFVL

look 3 more tentacles

there all the rage and very fashionable

this book is about your mom
possibly your dad

repeats

2008-09-22T09:01:00.001-05:00

i am repeating my vintage lolcat creations cuz i feel like it
and i can't think of anything interesting to say

bleahhh

2008-09-16T07:47:00.005-05:00

my daughter is either putting this doll to bed
or has been watching too much CSI

you are a protocol droid are you not?

you eat this
in fact you put the can in a blender and make a smoothie out of it and drink it in the morning

keith is cool
his worst person in the world segment

entourage

2008-09-15T07:56:00.002-05:00

in case you missed it
http://video.supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=0a7c88f2ed4283e8484d

and the new one
http://video.supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=8958990462298b551089

TELL EM KEITH!!!

2008-09-11T08:20:00.001-05:00

know who's cool?

2008-09-10T07:16:00.003-05:00

keith olbermann and barack obama

suspect

2008-09-09T12:24:00.001-05:00

i suspect someone i work with is an inter-dimensional and time traveling spy
in fact i am quite certain of it

hero

2008-09-08T10:33:00.001-05:00

George Formby
my personal hero

90210

2008-09-05T08:13:00.002-05:00

after watching the first 2 episodes of the new 90210 series i experienced the following
mind numbness
weight loss
weight gain
hallucinations
post traumatic stress disorder
pre traumatic stress disorder
brain fever
repetitive behaviour
brain fever
repetitive behaviour

SHARK VS POLAR BEAR and Bigfoot and other stories

2008-08-13T07:53:00.006-05:00

i remember when duck duck goose was an olympic sport
i remember the majestic saber-toothed hippo

Bigfoot found!

Two Bigfoot hunters claim they have the body of one and plan to release a photo and what they claim is DNA evidence at a news conference in Palo Alto on Friday.

The Bigfoot is claimed to have been found in the woods of northern Georgia by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, and the claim is being supported by a Bay Area Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi, a multiple local Democratic candidate.

this proves once and for all that cryptozoologists are in fact the worst photographers in the world
how hard is it to take a picture of a frozen monkeyman in a box!??
assholes

SHARK VS POLAR BEAR
Scientists are puzzling over the discovery of the jawbone of a young polar bear in the stomach of a Greenland shark, a species that thrives in the cold waters of the far north.

well i am a scientist and i am not puzzled at all
the shark ate the polar bear to prove a point
that polar bears are no match for the mighty greenland shark

this is a greenalnd shark

haha you got eated!

see this pear headed man?
well his head and your head are very similar
pear shaped

we are ninja

2008-08-06T07:23:00.001-05:00

look i am making jewelry
its a severed tentacle
yes its nice

one of the best videos ever
you agree
reminds me of when i was a ninja

EWWW

2008-07-31T08:28:00.001-05:00

this is why they used to burn witches

mmmm monster

2008-07-30T07:56:00.001-05:00

Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk

it looks like some sort of hairless animal with its nose eaten off giving the appearance of a beak
but what do i know i am only the smartest most handsomest scientist of all time

shooting in the name of the lord

2008-07-15T07:46:00.002-05:00

An Oklahoma baptist church has insisted it will proceed with its controversial plan to give away an AR-15 semiautomatic assault rifle* during a youth conference -
Article

Windsor Hills Baptist apparently has a history of worshipping God through firepower, and last year ran a shooting competition as part of its annual shindig. This year, it reportedly shelled out $800 for said trophy semi, but the church’s youth pastor, Bob Ross, claimed the main thrust of the conference wasn't about guns but rather "teens finding faith".

FREE THE BEER

2008-07-08T08:36:00.001-05:00

We the people of Ontario demand that The Ontario Government immediately remove the monopoly currently enjoyed by The Beer Store
sign damn you
http://ipetitions.com/petition/nobeerstore online.

the truth

2008-06-20T07:47:00.001-05:00

hahahahaha
so funny
so true

great

2008-06-12T09:33:00.001-05:00

great things that have come from canada
me
and Platinum Blonde

so

2008-06-11T08:13:00.001-05:00

i have nothing to say at the moment
'cept you smell

disco

2008-06-06T08:13:00.000-05:00

The Disco Handbook - Upload a doc

n'eat

2008-06-04T09:09:00.000-05:00

this is what u eat
canned meat
neat

try-b

2008-05-30T12:18:00.001-05:00

a photo of a recently discovered tribe in Brazil
link
One thing i can tell from the photo is that they hate airplanes

gnam gnam gnam

2008-05-27T14:02:00.001-05:00

i will indeed be back posting stuff no one cares about
switched jobs, did major house renovation
severed finger
regrew 2 more fingers in its place
battled hydras
etc and what not
gnam

labeling froot

2008-05-07T07:33:00.003-05:00

vintage food labels are awesome
http://www.thelabelman.com/ has a tonne of cool stuff
i like big melons

grows gross

2008-05-01T12:10:00.000-05:00

2008-04-25T07:33:00.002-05:00

if you are looking for larry he's in there

this is some good craziness

haha ding dong

u r smelly

moose vs sasquatch

atomic nectarines

2008-04-22T07:16:00.004-05:00

A couple of wealthy old ladies,
too old to ever have babies,
they both got so drunk
they rode home in the trunk
of their chauffer's yellow mercedes

ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA - fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

DEXTROPHOBIA - fear of objects at the right side of the body.

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIO-PHOBIA - fear of long words.

AULOPHOBIA - fear of flutes.

DOXOPHOBIA - fear of expressing opinions.

CLINOPHOBIA - fear of going to bed.

SOCERAPHOBIA - fear of parents-in-law.

SYMMETROPHOBIA - fear of symmetry.

OPTOPHOBIA - fear of opening your eyes.

LITICAPHOBIA - fear of lawsuits.

FATROBOPHOBIA - Fear of fatrobot

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants is also one of my nicknames

u think he is good lookin

totally reasonable

pho toes

2008-04-14T07:26:00.003-05:00

GROSSSSS!!!!!!!

Butchie's real name and face

yeah

your family

i am a captain of some sort

2008-04-03T13:12:00.004-05:00

"...and i would do any-thing for looove..."

they're gonna do it

in fact they protect most of my face from UV rays

these are what swedish people look like

i am making a movie called
The curse of the atomic prehistoric vampire robot from the planet of beyond 20,000 fathoms
starring me

also i really dislike the word luncheon

ewe tah

2008-04-03T07:11:00.005-05:00

odd fish found amongst other dead fish in Utah.
article

I think its a mormon fish, mormons have sharp teeth and fins
at least according to my encyclopedia fantastica

one time i accidentally ate the entire yukon territories
i threw it up again, not because it wasn't delicious i just wasn't that hungry

s'weet

2008-04-01T07:24:00.000-05:00

u

2008-03-28T08:04:00.001-05:00

row bought

2008-03-26T07:41:00.004-05:00

i made this

Learning to love Robots
an important article

snakes

2008-03-17T07:33:00.005-05:00

I want to introduce snakes into Ireland

Yay, St. Paddy's day, let's pretend to be irish and get as hammered as humanly possible
good thing the irish have a good sense of humour about it, subsutite any other type of people and it's racist
so st. patrick got rid of the snakes (ie pagans, meaning anyone other than catholics) he got rid of what was Ireland before catholicism so thanks for nothing jerk

Gnome Depot

2008-03-12T07:19:00.004-05:00

a new study says that 1 in 4 teen girls in U.S. infected with a sex disease
the cause?
Butch Dingo

Creepy gnome terrorizes town

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night

0834;shfgsdfhglkjshdetr

2008-03-10T12:33:00.001-05:00

this is how i get to work now

Winter

2008-03-06T07:55:00.001-06:00

fuck you winter

various truths

2008-02-27T07:52:00.001-06:00

your mom

likin' lichen

2008-02-25T07:31:00.003-06:00

An artificial intelligence expert claims we will be having sex with robots by 2050.
David Levy says by then robots will be nearly indistinguishable from real people.

A giant rodent five times as big as a common rat has been discovered in the mountainous jungles of New Guinea.

this is you

po'stirs

2008-02-22T07:31:00.003-06:00

Awesome old cult movie posters

snakeheads

2008-02-20T07:33:00.002-06:00

A SAVAGE fish more terrifying than a piranha has been caught in Britain for the first time — sparking fears of a deadly invasion.

Channidae is a family of freshwater perciform fish commonly known as snakeheads, and is native to Africa and Asia. There are two genera, Channa in Asia, and Parachanna in Africa, consisting of 33 species. These predatory fishes are distinguished by a long dorsal fin, small head with large head scales on top, large mouth and teeth. They have a physiological need to breathe atmospheric air, which they do with a suprabranchial organ: a primitive form of a labyrinth organ.

rib, it

2008-02-19T07:20:00.003-06:00

Scientists have announced the discovery in northwestern Madagascar of a bulky amphibian dubbed the 'devil frog' that lived 65-70 million years ago and was so nasty it may have eaten newborn dinosaurs.
article

ribbit

awesome

2008-02-13T07:18:00.003-06:00

Mini muscleman Romeo weighs just 1 st 6 lbs

Romeo said: "I've been training as a bodybuilder for the last two years and by now I think I must be the strongest dwarf in the world.
read more

bookem

2008-02-12T07:23:00.000-06:00

such a catchy title

even better

unless you havea trailerload of green women beat it martian

this is you

d fence

2008-02-11T08:59:00.000-06:00

u r

2008-02-07T07:19:00.000-06:00

Time travel could be a reality within just three months, Russian mathematicians have claimed.
But Irina Aref'eva and Igor Volovich, of Moscow's Steklov Mathematical Institute, say the energy produced by forcing tiny particles to collide at close to the speed of light could open the door to visitors from the future.

Klaxons - Myths of the near future is a good album

this woman likes meat

haha

important

2008-02-04T08:25:00.000-06:00

new fav band

2008-02-01T08:03:00.000-06:00

-

2008-01-30T07:28:00.000-06:00

stupid 100 km/h winds blew my coffee right out of my hand
fuck you nature

confusing

2008-01-24T07:16:00.000-06:00

amphibian

barbarian

librarian

andorian

see if you can figure this site out
are these pretend clothes for 3d people or real clothes or what?
um....

ahh! stop it!

ahh thats better

knock it off!!

don't make me fight you

better

hhhmmmmmm

2008-01-21T08:07:00.001-06:00

i don't know what they have to say
it makes no difference anyway
whatever it is,
i'm against it

rock it

2008-01-16T07:13:00.000-06:00

my new favourite coffee drink
4 shots of espresso, 1 shot of chocolate syrup, topped off with dark roast coffee
from

u

2008-01-14T08:02:00.000-06:00

you like this

you drive this

yes

2008-01-10T07:26:00.000-06:00

YAY! now we can kill our neighboours!

women will like this poster

butchdingo will like this one
because he likes to shower himself with men

pyooouing

2008-01-09T07:21:00.000-06:00

wizard fights are stupid
psshhhhyooo psshhhyooo
shooting lightning back n forth is dull

also girls who dress like they are in disguise bug me
no i don't know who you are
and no i don't care
maybe you are doing us all a favour by covering up 3/4 of your face with sunglasses

i should be a commander of something
not sure what

hey

2008-01-07T07:54:00.000-06:00

bah
i want to stay on vacation
anyone wanna fight?
kick
punch
kick flip X + L1 Y X YR2 etc

hollow daze

2007-12-24T08:04:00.000-06:00

happy holidays y'all

yodel ay eee heeeee

2007-12-19T07:59:00.000-06:00

this guy can yodel

you can dload the whole album, here

Japan's chief government spokesman has announced that unidentified flying objects (UFOs) exist.

a godzilla related statement is expected later today

nice

2007-12-18T07:45:00.000-06:00

more important art

Giant rat found in 'lost world'
look how much meat is on that tasty rat!

wow this looks like a lot of fun.
and what a great price
from here

its a board game... no it's actually a mouse trap

i'm tired

2007-12-14T07:11:00.000-06:00

my daughter likes to wake up at 5
i don't
here 's a song about being tired

kenya find me a spitting glowbra?

2007-12-12T07:27:00.000-06:00

9 foot long spitting cobra discovered in kenya

of course the 9 foot long spitting glowbra (glow in the dark cobra (which i invented)) is much more dangerous

i made some desktop backgrounds for you

this is funny lookin

would you like to see a staggering amount of old motel signs?

maiden

2007-12-06T07:04:00.000-06:00

someone likes iron maiden and their cover art and i think its me

fatrobots letter to the kickflipians

2007-12-05T07:54:00.000-06:00

these are some pictures of you and your family

these are pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini
she is the greatest actress and greatest living artist and probably can cure cancer with her boobs
don't make fun of her butt or she'll bring more hurricanes

she's not fat so shut up

style

2007-12-04T08:42:00.000-06:00

More here

yet i

2007-12-03T07:22:00.000-06:00

TV crew claims Yeti footprint find
A team of nine producers from Destination Truth, armed with infrared cameras, spent a week in the icy Khumbu region where Mount Everest is located and found the footprints on the bank of Manju river at a height of 2,850 metres.

yeah, they have absolutley no motivation to fake this whatsoever
yeti's always cover their tracks everyone knows that

know who loves the yeti
this guy