SHARK VS POLAR BEAR and Bigfoot and other stories

i remember when duck duck goose was an olympic sport
i remember the majestic saber-toothed hippo

Bigfoot found!

Two Bigfoot hunters claim they have the body of one and plan to release a photo and what they claim is DNA evidence at a news conference in Palo Alto on Friday.

The Bigfoot is claimed to have been found in the woods of northern Georgia by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, and the claim is being supported by a Bay Area Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi, a multiple local Democratic candidate.

this proves once and for all that cryptozoologists are in fact the worst photographers in the world
how hard is it to take a picture of a frozen monkeyman in a box!??
assholes

SHARK VS POLAR BEAR
Scientists are puzzling over the discovery of the jawbone of a young polar bear in the stomach of a Greenland shark, a species that thrives in the cold waters of the far north.

well i am a scientist and i am not puzzled at all
the shark ate the polar bear to prove a point
that polar bears are no match for the mighty greenland shark

this is a greenalnd shark


haha you got eated!


see this pear headed man?
well his head and your head are very similar
pear shaped