fuck pee shark backpack

GO FUCK YOURSELF MR. CHENEY!
courtesy theEmperect

A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh — marinated in tiger urine,

Do you think I can't tell the difference between the sweat meat of a tiger and a tiger pee soaked donkey carcass?
Well I can!


The first visual evidence of the fluorescent chain catshark. Scientists found the one-meter-long animal on the sea floor of the Gulf of Mexico.

Now all I need is to finish developing the glow in the dark cobras (glowbras) and my army will be complete!


Biologists at the University of Pennsylvania created a "Suspended-load Backpack". The device converts mechanical energy from walking into electricity, enough to power a number of portable electronic devices at once.

Is it a jetpack mr scientist? no? Then fuck off until you make one that i can buy!