Monday, October 31, 2005


Today is cowboy day
Cowboys are not mammals,
they lay eggs

They look like white men
Cowboys don't like Natives, Mexicans or non-cowboys
(not very much at all)
Cowboys like to shoot each other and know very little about nutrition
Sometimes cowboys need to fight dinosaurs

Cowboys hate electricity, and vice-versa
John Wayne's real name was Marion and he
was a drunkard (proof)