achtung!

Statistics Canada has contracted out software, hardware, and printing of the 2006 Canadian Census to Lockheed Martin--the world's biggest arms manufacturer, a maker of weapons of mass destruction, a company that continues to benefit from the war in Iraq, a company known for corruption and breaking the rules, and a company that could possibly invade our privacy under the US PATRIOT Act if it obtained such information.

go here to find out more and lots of tips on how to get around this
some tips
fill out the paper form rather than the online form, spill coffee on it, write the letter outside the boxes, that way a stas-can person will have to process the form rather than the fuckwad war profiteers, and its still perfectly legal

this doesn't apply to you americans, but you guys have been living without freedom for a while, you're kinda like nepal only with way more country music

my friend at threeappleshigh.ca told me about this
he also gave me a robot toy
which means he is better than you

other news
the danish prince eats dogs

A Philippine judge who claimed he could see into the future and admitted consulting imaginary mystic dwarfs has asked for his job back after being fired