yo momma

when i lived underneath the desert i had 8 pet hydras with 7 heads each
i sold three 2 the lizard men-lavamen association for 4 smaller hydralings
1 died and 2 heads died on another

how many hydra heads did i have in the end?

this is your dad


i can do this


i wear this


tractor sqaure dance
this is what elmo and smartypants do on weekends
that and shooting things