Friday, January 05, 2007


straight girls like Sarah Jessica Parker because she looks like someone they could hang around that their boyfriends wouldn't hit on
gays like her because she looks like a man

this painting is called "Mother's Ghost Appeared On The Enema Chair"found at the thrift store art gallery

i am too busy and haven't the time
to write down even the tiniest rhyme
if a gorilla had babies with jabba the hut
it would look like you
with a much smaller butt