wisdom

straight girls like Sarah Jessica Parker because she looks like someone they could hang around that their boyfriends wouldn't hit on
gays like her because she looks like a man

this painting is called "Mother's Ghost Appeared On The Enema Chair"found at the thrift store art gallery





i am too busy and haven't the time
to write down even the tiniest rhyme
if a gorilla had babies with jabba the hut
it would look like you
with a much smaller butt