Tuesday, April 22, 2008

atomic nectarines

A couple of wealthy old ladies,
too old to ever have babies,
they both got so drunk
they rode home in the trunk
of their chauffer's yellow mercedes

ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA - fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

DEXTROPHOBIA - fear of objects at the right side of the body.


AULOPHOBIA - fear of flutes.

DOXOPHOBIA - fear of expressing opinions.

CLINOPHOBIA - fear of going to bed.

SOCERAPHOBIA - fear of parents-in-law.

SYMMETROPHOBIA - fear of symmetry.

OPTOPHOBIA - fear of opening your eyes.

LITICAPHOBIA - fear of lawsuits.

FATROBOPHOBIA - Fear of fatrobot

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants is also one of my nicknames

u think he is good lookin

totally reasonable