Tuesday, February 28, 2006


from the sea


Monday, February 27, 2006


lava is really really hot and there is nothing you can do to stop it
so don't even bother

Hockey legend Lafleur mugged
MONTREAL—Hockey legend Guy Lafleur, his wife and another couple were waylaid by three thugs on motorcycles a week ago in Buenos Aires, Argentina, as they got off a shuttle.

"I didn't have any time to react before I got a sucker-punch in the eye," said the Hockey Hall of Fame player. "It was like one of the players from the Bruins.

hah take that boston!

The Swiss Army are better than the KISS army
Swiss army mp3 player / knife

Lockheed Martin is working on a robot airplane for the U.S. Navy called the Cormorant that is LAUNCHED FROM A SUBMARINE

i am a rocket submarine

how to build a chicken moat!
i am a fan of moats

700 things for boys to do via project gutenburg
most of the 700 things for boys to do are your mom


Friday, February 24, 2006

gnam gnam gnam

i am eating Dulse,

a delicious and nutritious seaweed, i'd eat it right off the rock were i to live on the coast of grand manan island, NB. But i don't

more things i made from sculpey

if you have never heard of the Project Gutenberg Online Book Catalog
then you should check it out
tonnes of old classics downloadable in multiple formats
and you can find old pictures of things
i will use my magic and turn you into this

Thursday, February 23, 2006


A cave so huge helicopters can fly into it has
just been discovered deep in the hills of a
South American jungle paradise.
researchers also discovered a new dendrobatid frog species

if you have never seen the 1927 silent sci fi movie Metropolis
you can download it free from archive.org

archive.org has tonnes of free public domain films etc
the funniest are in the Prelinger archives such as

Are You Popular? - One of the best examples of post-World War II social guidance films, with examples of "good" and "bad" girls, proper and improper dating etiquette, courtesy to parents, and an analysis of what makes some people popular and others not.

vague story of what may or may not be video footage of the Lake Champlain monster 'Champ'

"It was as big around as my thigh," said fisherman Peter Bodette. "I'm 100 percent sure of what we saw. I'm not 100 percent sure of what it was."

big as your thigh? unless your star jones, that doesn't sound like a very big monster

this is what a lake monster really looks like
i took this photo with my digitable camera

Wednesday, February 22, 2006


i prefer land urchins to sea urchins
and sea cucumbers to land cucumbers

Some old newspaper ads

Kircher’s Cat Piano
In order to raise the spirits of an Italian prince
burdened by the cares of his position, a musician
created for him a cat piano.

some cool things from Make Blog

do it youz self roller coaster
seems safe enough

rotary phone to cell phone instructions


Tuesday, February 21, 2006


Society Claims To Have Scientific Evidence Of Bigfoot Colony

I prefer the imitation General Lee's like
General Le, General Li, and General Lei more
than the original

An Australian woman has become famous for
her ability to paint with her breasts

"I sign every picture with my nipple."


Robot comic book covers
all true stories

The Canadian Women's Olympic Hockey team of course won gold
here is a photo of the Canadian Men's Olympic hockey team

Les chromos Pedagos an impressive collection with
hundreds of vintage "chromolithographies".
courtesy Bibi's box
[insert box joke here]

Monday, February 20, 2006

up down left x y left L1 R1 x x y

as a matter of fact it does make your ass look fat

a.k.a. - bicuriouscycle

some photos of my recent underwater adventure


a man in a bottle

i invented this
its an electomagnetospectroelectromagnetelectronometer
it makes beer

Friday, February 17, 2006


i, the sailor of the martian sea
home today and sick i be
so have a cup of crammit tea

Thursday, February 16, 2006


tonnes of cigarette pack art

Kent Henricksen's sinister tapestries

Eight Page bomb scare comic book, 1951
c'est la bombe

iced cream treats courtesy a sampler of things

yo you be a crab racialist!

Chinese Crabs Rapidly Invading U.K., Scientists Warn
The freshwater chinese mitten crab could cause major environmental problems unless its numbers are brought under control

i welcome diversity amongst our crabby brethren
the crabs and the robots have a special bond
throughtout history we have attempted to take over earth
and it fleshy bags of ignorance called humans


Wednesday, February 15, 2006


why should i post anything?
i don't have to
you're not the boss of me

fromoldbooks.org has a tonne of cool
royalty free images scanned from old books


Monday, February 13, 2006

frank chickens

as a shape shifter i sometimes change into
2 japanese ninja women
one time whilst in this state i made a music video
here it is

this is very very cool

flying archer babies can drive cars
vintage Valentine cards

spied'er man

i tell you the robots will reign supreme!!

i carved an owl out of soapstone
you can't tell from the photo
but i hand carved all its innards as well

japanse packing design

1970's japanese spiderman tv show

Thursday, February 09, 2006


NYPL Digital Gallery provides access to over 415,000 images digitized from primary sources and printed rarities

arrr, a whale

oh look, it's you

this happens to me a lot

and this is what a sloth looks like

3 fine looking lads

oh, i cannot go to the bottom of the sea with you
you see i am a laaaaddyyyy

also thousands of illustrated cards from old cigaretter packs

gimme a smoke eh!


Michael Crichton received a "journalism" award this year for his book "State of Fear." Why would a novelist win a journalism award for a work of fiction? Well, the plot of "State of Fear" embodies Crichton's opinion that global warming is bullshit, and the presenter of the award is the American Association of Petroleum Geologists.

The book is "demonstrably garbage," Stephen H. Schneider, a Stanford climatologist, said in an interview yesterday. Petroleum geologists may like it, he said, but only because "they are ideologically connected to their product, which fills up the gas tanks of Hummers."


i liked my post yesterday so much i feel no need to post anything today
feel free to make yourself a scram sammich

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

a code and 2 pair of plans

this guy is either.. a... uh.. he's going to ..
um..i ah..

i took a photo of myself with a digitable camera

this is true

staggering amount of oddites at oldpostcards.com

this is how i go to work

this is your farm

pretty ladies hate bunnies