Thursday, July 31, 2008


this is why they used to burn witches

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

mmmm monster

Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk

it looks like some sort of hairless animal with its nose eaten off giving the appearance of a beak
but what do i know i am only the smartest most handsomest scientist of all time

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

shooting in the name of the lord

An Oklahoma baptist church has insisted it will proceed with its controversial plan to give away an AR-15 semiautomatic assault rifle* during a youth conference -

Windsor Hills Baptist apparently has a history of worshipping God through firepower, and last year ran a shooting competition as part of its annual shindig. This year, it reportedly shelled out $800 for said trophy semi, but the church’s youth pastor, Bob Ross, claimed the main thrust of the conference wasn't about guns but rather "teens finding faith".

Tuesday, July 08, 2008


We the people of Ontario demand that The Ontario Government immediately remove the monopoly currently enjoyed by The Beer Store
sign damn you online.