Friday, November 30, 2007


today is my birthday

work party last night
i feel like hell


Thursday, November 29, 2007


don't take it personally, i just feel like stabbing everyone today

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

i'm funny


Tuesday, November 27, 2007



Thursday, November 22, 2007


this is cool
turn a photo into a vector image, save as eps, png or svg
works pretty good, i am as handsome in a vector image as i am in a photo
can't help it

this is h4wt for some reason
i dunno what these 80's girl are doing but i like it

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

snake and bake

Scientists (like me) uncover part of an ancient 8 foot giant sea scorpion
i plan to clone these someday and cross breed them with glowbras (glow in the dark cobras )

awesome flickr set of vintage cigarette cards
amongst other things in this persons enourmous flickr gallery
i guess they used to put these cards in packs of smokes

i used my time machine to go back in time and be a king
this is me below in my king disguise

this is you lookin creepy

a long time ago boys would play sports with a loaf of rye bread

on a ship in the stormy sea is a perfect place to bake something

Tuesday, November 20, 2007


Devoted Customer Upset Jimmy Dean Downsized Sausage 16oz To 12oz But Charges Same Price
stolen from here

i love that he would rather eat none than eat sage, or maple flavoured sausages, this guy rules
fuck i wanna eat gaddamit

Monday, November 19, 2007



Friday, November 16, 2007

vintage lolcats


Thursday, November 15, 2007

i got nothin


Wednesday, November 14, 2007

wisdom of the ages

you eat these

my favourite book


i have a pet giant crab

this is your mom

that funky munky

your mom lives here

Tuesday, November 13, 2007



Monday, November 12, 2007