Thursday, March 29, 2007

Burger, she wrote.

My new favourite band is Hatebeak
a death metal band with a parrot lead singer

right good math

now fuck off

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Chuck Norris byeatch!


I look like Chuck Norris, must mean i act like him
what with all the ass kickin n beard wearing n
kung fu octagon delta force shit
i also look like a hawt asian and saddam hussein

whats cool is the Old Car Manual Project
huge scans of old car manuals

A giant cane toad the size of a small dog
and nicknamed Toadzilla has been captured in northern Australia.

you should lick it

Friday, March 23, 2007

this is the best post in the universe

its true
Click here to view my glorious video

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007


do gays come out of the closet to make room for their collection of sparkley shoes?

I am the Director for the Institute of Fantasticology
look at how sophistimacated i am

this is a collection of fantastic boomboxes

most girls do this when i enter the room
that's fantastic shaking!



Monday, March 19, 2007

Jean-Yves Quest

Johnny Quest is racist

Old white guy named Race ? yeah he's probably a klansman
watch this episode, they call the natives savages and devils

you must agree with me
there is no other option


a cool ascii generator

King Kong: The Complete 1933 Film Score
dload it

this girl was chasing me on the way to work

Friday, March 16, 2007

hit it

Dr. OK this blog called AND IT DON'T STOP! A SOUNDTRACK FOR LIFE....
He has a tonne of awesome albums to dload, old school rap, 70's grooves, etc
here are a couple i got from his blog

Mr. T Commandments

T-Ski Valley - In the 80's

this stuff is gold

Wednesday, March 14, 2007


this is Timmy, Indy and Pablo

madam rouge, teh l4m3, and salem hahahaha

, butchie and a very tanned Johnny Maelstrom

this is Heidi the Hick and Smartypants

this is J.

this is the rest of y'all

this seems pretty safe

this is god

bucket of worms

J. was asking me if i heard of Wolf Parade
which i hadn't
but then i found an album of theirs
Wolf Parade - Apologies to the Queen Mary
its quite good

The Skateboard Museum is rad

A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving.

Indy loves unicorns and collects paintings and cermaic figurines of them


Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Suddenly Sudan

I'm almost bored of arcade fire,
one more listen and that'll be it until there next album.
I like it at first but then after 10 listens I get bored.
It has the shelf life of a very ripe organic russett pear.

I cannot get bored of Amon Amarth though.

Synchronized headbanging viking obsessed Swedish speed metal.
Their latest album With Oden on Our Side rules.
Dload it and if you like it buy it

If you do not like it then you need to re-evaluate your life and make adjustments to accomodate.

Johnny Maelstrom suggested i listen to fox tirade and then he told me he made them up
he can dive up to 20 metres, but the squid tell me he should go deeper,

they have hidden motives

I see a doctor today about my (cough) procedure....
so that i don't have any more kids...

i hurt a little just thinking about it
it won't be as painful an 27 hours of unmedicated back labour says my wife.
but it is still a knife to the sack,
But i may get Jell-o

ultimate warrior is insane

Monday, March 12, 2007

i had my hands in me pockets at the time


Friday, March 09, 2007

friday free music

Neon Bible is Arcade Fire's second full-length album
download it and listen

its good
they are from Montreal

Thursday, March 08, 2007

not tellin

everything i do and say is top secret cuz i am a spy
a secret super sonic ultra violet heat sensitive sub atomic
eastern speckled belly gravity defying six gilled diamond backed
mega spy

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

polar bears, and solar flares are cousins

the polar bears are friends of mine

we share the love of the snow and
we both eat seals
polar bears hate it when other animals
draw pictures of them in the snow
they find the pictures unflattering and insulting and they
always erase them

belugalicious is a word that the polar bear invented

this is you hahaha

this is an awesome video
Telex at Eurovision 1980 doing their song Eurovision