Monday, October 31, 2005


Today is cowboy day
Cowboys are not mammals,
they lay eggs

They look like white men
Cowboys don't like Natives, Mexicans or non-cowboys
(not very much at all)
Cowboys like to shoot each other and know very little about nutrition
Sometimes cowboys need to fight dinosaurs

Cowboys hate electricity, and vice-versa
John Wayne's real name was Marion and he
was a drunkard (proof)

Friday, October 28, 2005


sulu is gay
no he's really gay

betty turns goth?

archie better take advantage of this because
it is a well known fact that goth girls are easy

Pyramid found in Bosnia!?

Near the city of Visoko, 30 km north of Sarajevo,
there is a stone stairs-like pyramid, about
12,000 years old, claims the Bosnian archeologist
Semir Osmanagić.

i plan on looting it for treasure, mummies etc

there's proof that your mother was here!

Thursday, October 27, 2005


Dance Muthafucka!!

this makes perfect sense


watch Night of the living dead
free from
they have a tonne of free stuff

or the 1930's flash gordon

someone throw me a parade

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

beep beep

i wish i had a prehensile upper lip like a rhino
it would make eating leaves and twigs a lot easier

Photos from films found in old cameras

happy bunch, i think there's a dead guy in the trunk,
and that guy is covering his bird with his hat

what the fuh?
oh i forgot, most people are retarted
especially true in the 1920's
American Social Hygiene Posters

i always take sex advice from old dirty men

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

shut yer gob

Transparent Aluminum?

A system that can produce Hydrogen inside a car using Magnesium and Aluminum was developed by an Israeli company. It will be incorporated into cars that will cost the same as existing conventional cars to run, and will be completely emission free.

Killer hornet terrorize Japan
who can stop them?

The 25-centimeter dwarf near Shahdad city of Kerman province and the rumors of the existence of an ancient dwarf city in Kerman province
i must become mayor of this city but
where in blazes in Kerman?

Monday, October 24, 2005

Burger, She Wrote.

Built on the chassis of an Israeli fast-attack vehicle,
the Razorback makes paintballers run like the debbil
himself was coming.


FINALLY a personal helicopter for $31,000
The GEN-H4, from japan of course

cool photos of industrial areas from boingboing

Collection of early-20th Century charts by
Clarence Larkin describing aspects of the Bible

US military are attempting to create an
army of super-human intelligent and deadly
soldiers thanks to a microchip implanted
in their brains.

yeah, good idea.

Friday, October 21, 2005


In the 1950's the man, the establishment, tried
very hard to make everyone crazy, especially women.
After fending for their families and themselves
during WWII the man needed women to stay at home,
feel terrible about themselves and make the gaddam
dinner for when her bossy husband got home.
These ads for feminine hygiene products from the 50's are a good example
of how retarded everyone was back then

The Bio-Suit system
being developed by the
clever folks at MIT will consist of a skintight
body suit, a hard torso and backpack for life-support
systems and equipment, and a domed helmet.
Also provide the Power Rangers a new fresh look

2005 Rock Paper Scissors
International World Championships

October 22nd, 2005
Steam Whistle Brewing
The Roundhouse 255 Bremner Blvd.

suicide bath plugs

Thursday, October 20, 2005

propaganda n monsters

Awesome collection of leaflet propaganda thats
dropped by airplanes
onto people having their country
blown apart by war. The collection is from 1914 to 2005
the iraqi ones are pretty funny, in a sad way

Canada's Lake Simcoe, some forty miles north of Toronto,
supposedly holds a monster known as Igopogo

Seal-like animal, 12–70 feet. Charcoal-gray, Dog- or horse-like face.
Prominent eyes. Gaping mouth. sounds like your mom

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

poster post'er


Tuesday, October 18, 2005

dolls n robots


Monday, October 17, 2005

things that are real

I got my son a job at a pumpkin patch
he loves it, works hard, comes home has a drink
plays with blocks, goes to bed

Blogging Predicted by 19th Century Russian Prince
it is true

breed your own giant beetle

Friday, October 14, 2005

fried egg

your mom graduted frmom Simpleton University

i'm not wearing any paaaaaaaaaaants

this is you

boingboing has linked to some
chinese space propaganda posters

because i am light years cooler than
anyone else i had posted this back in june

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

yeti aliens corpse FSM

Sasquatches cross country roads in ontario all the time
beware - courtesy Three Apples High

A pocket-sized book published by CTS this week addresses
Catholic attitudes to extra-terrestrial life

Is Original Sin something that affects all intelligent beings?
Is Jesus Christ's redemption valid for intelligent beings throughout the universe?
or would other worlds have their own version of Jesus?
Would the Church send missionaries to ET planets?

How to make a corpse cake!

The Flying Spagetti Monster appears in
the film Kibakichi: Werewolf Samurai

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

fun gross

this song is playing in my head most of the time

awesome christian colouring book from 1954
from boingboing

Kenya's president Mwai Kibaki is a fucking asshole
Wildlife groups are urging him to reverse a decision last week to downgrade Amboseli National Park to a game reserve.
please come and shoot our animals
escpecially the endangered ones

Photos of some odd graffiti
from The Art of Arguing in a Phonebox

Howard's Crispy Fried Chicken Skins

you can't resist the convenience and deliciousness
of fried cripsy chicken skins in a bag


turntable time travel centaur giblet

yesterday was Canadian thanksgiving, so i gave
thanks to that monster sized turkey for dying
i don't use the word giblet nearly enough
i'm kicking you in the giblets

TurntablistPC is an electronic and mechanical hybrid
of turntable and an old personal computer.

A bold new theory predicts that time travel
may be more plausible than previously thought

You are all in trouble if i get my hands on this

Researchers insist that centaurs actually existed

Archeologists have discovered rock paintings depicting
strange hybrids of humans and animals. Researchers believe
that ancient artists made the painting from life.

funny pics of earth's cutest kid