Friday, December 22, 2006

happy holidays

have a good holidays y'all
buy me lots of presents

Wednesday, December 20, 2006


me and a guy at work made this for a 'decorate your space' xmas contest

here's what happened when a VP won instead of us


i eye aye

this is cool
but i invented it first

i invented this

and this

and this

i'm not sure whats going on in this picture but i like it

Ray Reigstad of Duluth, Minn. is the producer and bottler (but not, unfortunately, seller) of Army Worm Wine, which he distills from fermented forest tent caterpillars of the species Malacosoma disstria.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

po em

here is a poem i wrote in my sleep

you are a buffoon
you act like baboon
you wears skis in june
and throw rocks at the moon


Monday, December 18, 2006

fee fie fo

i heard a voice in my head before i fell asleep the other day. it said 'Cambodian rat poison is not just for kids anymore'
kinda weird

this is me

i have a code and 2 pairs of plans

yes, but i ate them

Friday, December 15, 2006

only someone with a life-raft says 'every man for himself'

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper and George W. Bush share similar ideologies
harper may take that as a compliment but to share ideologies with the least popular, least competent, most hated US president of all time is not a good thing.
not for Canada
cutting national child care program, backing out of kyoto, closing almost all of the status of women offices, trying to ban gay marriage again (but losing)
he is a bad man
awesome gallery of old circus posters
some of your mom
some of other peoples moms


Thursday, December 14, 2006


knitting is fun

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

southern mars

Martian life frozen in underground oceans ?
A top UK space scientist Dr. John Murray has said that Mars could be lurking with killer aliens lying frozen beneath its surface.

I hope these martians are delicious

A scene from Moonmen vs Jesus Christacean

this is the last time i am going to ask you
Will you go camping with me?

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

a nice

Gallery of Monster Toys
this is your parents

and this is what mormons look like
at least according to my encyclopedia

this is how i get to work

Monday, December 11, 2006

2 3 1

I am Illustrating a bible that I also wrote
here are some pictures from it


Friday, December 08, 2006

sing song

some songs for you
me and my son sing this
cuz we are pirates

i sing this song under trees whislt wearing a brown turtleneck

1970's lesbo disco band ESG

do a little gumboot cloggin with Stompin Tom

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

c3p h0 h0 h0

Download the star wars Xmas Album
great songs like What can you get a wookie if he already owns a comb
cool that long ago in a galaxy far far away they still celebrate jesus birth

i-mockery has a write up about each song
george lucas needs to get a beat down

Leonardo da Vinci rose from the dead for just a second and told me that Jennifer Love-Hewitt is the greatest living artist
you callin hiim a liar?

i wonder why the japanese like her so much

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

space lime

this is true

this is a scene from the book of Genesis

this is you

your parents

"and iiiiiiii yee iiiiiiii will always looove yoouuuuu.."

for the last time nolff, i dont know!

Monday, December 04, 2006


godzilla vs mothra is on youtube in parts
awesome movie
and a true story

Friday, December 01, 2006