Friday, April 25, 2008

if you are looking for larry he's in there

this is some good craziness

haha ding dong

u r smelly

moose vs sasquatch

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

atomic nectarines

A couple of wealthy old ladies,
too old to ever have babies,
they both got so drunk
they rode home in the trunk
of their chauffer's yellow mercedes

ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA - fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

DEXTROPHOBIA - fear of objects at the right side of the body.


AULOPHOBIA - fear of flutes.

DOXOPHOBIA - fear of expressing opinions.

CLINOPHOBIA - fear of going to bed.

SOCERAPHOBIA - fear of parents-in-law.

SYMMETROPHOBIA - fear of symmetry.

OPTOPHOBIA - fear of opening your eyes.

LITICAPHOBIA - fear of lawsuits.

FATROBOPHOBIA - Fear of fatrobot

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants is also one of my nicknames

u think he is good lookin

totally reasonable


Monday, April 14, 2008

pho toes


Butchie's real name and face


your family

Thursday, April 03, 2008

i am a captain of some sort

"...and i would do any-thing for looove..."

they're gonna do it

in fact they protect most of my face from UV rays

these are what swedish people look like

i am making a movie called
The curse of the atomic prehistoric vampire robot from the planet of beyond 20,000 fathoms
starring me

also i really dislike the word luncheon

ewe tah

odd fish found amongst other dead fish in Utah.

I think its a mormon fish, mormons have sharp teeth and fins
at least according to my encyclopedia fantastica

one time i accidentally ate the entire yukon territories
i threw it up again, not because it wasn't delicious i just wasn't that hungry

Tuesday, April 01, 2008