Friday, June 30, 2006


awesome collection of firecracker packages
you remember king kong, you remember he had wings right?

I am a scientist
the best scientist in the world
i invented these things
i also invented numbers, whales, crackers and hair gel

1979 star wars drunk driving psa

Thursday, June 29, 2006


People discover 4 foot shark in the desert
and it was still alive may not be true

do you like macrame owls?
no, neither do i

ok, breakfast will be ready in a minute

i'm sorry, but this makes you a gigantic loser

do it yourself 2 man sub
looks safe enough

i'm tired of having the same moustache every day

my great great great great great grandfather

Wednesday, June 28, 2006


me in the morning

me at work

all you need to be a cryptozoologist is this
1 shitty camera, (preferably with grease on the lense)

1-2 shaky hand(s)
0 job
stand at least 700 metres from subject and take a photo
run like hell! run dammit run!!
later on draw the outline of the creature and show it off to your friends

thats it
that's how i became the world's leading cryptozoologist

want to read the truth?
check out
not only did humans co-exist with dinosaurs according to the bible, (which isnt in the bible by the way) but dinosaurs are still alive today, you know like t-rex's and pteradons

some exerpts
The Bible says that Noah took pterosaurs on the ark and if they got on the ark then they got off the ark. If they were living 4,400 years ago, then some might have managed to reproduce and have survived to this day.

Noah’s Flood was a global event and all the dinosaurs that were not in Noah’s Ark, got buried under tons of rock and sediment in just a few weeks.

actually its all true
i have photographic evidence


Tuesday, June 27, 2006

i am part giant crab

i hate trees

these starlings also hate trees and try and take them down, craziness

Pluvialis is a falconer and trains her falcons to steal peoples wallets and car keys

A snake with the ability to change its colour has been found in the rainforested heart of Borneo.

i have immediatley my research assistants to capture some to cross breed them with my Glowbra (glow in the dark cobra) army
(with fist a shakin) you'll all pay one day!!

be sure to check the Global Lake Monster Database for blurry photos and drunken accounts and drug induced visions of lake monsters

this photo is of a typical Mormon dwelling
mormons live in such mounds for protection against badgers, hawks and baptists

now please waste your time watching this episode of family guy

Monday, June 26, 2006


my car
it's powered by lemons

listen to songs


Friday, June 23, 2006

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Test tube meat nears dinner table
What if the next burger you ate was created in a warm, nutrient-enriched soup swirling within a bioreactor?
these are scienticians


screw the empire

Thursday, June 22, 2006




Warner Bros. Cartoons Filmography And Title Card Gallery

After allegedly hacking into NASA websites, 40-year-old Briton Gary McKinnon could receive a 70-year prison term and up to $2 million in fines.
He says he found images of what looked like extraterrestrial spaceships

My dialup 56K connection was very slow trying to download one of these picture files. As this was happening, I had remote control of their desktop, and by adjusting it to 4-bit color and low screen resolution, I was able to briefly see one of these pictures.

what kind of loser hacker uses a 56k modem
4 bit low res?
here's yer ufo

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

raggle taggle gypsy

what have we got for entertainment?
cops kicking gypsies on the pavement

gypsies, are a heterogeneous ethnic group who live primarily in Southern and Eastern Europe, Western Asia, Latin America, the southern part of the United States and the Middle East. They are believed to have originated mostly from the Punjab region of the Indian subcontinent. They began their migration to Europe and North Africa via the Iranian plateau about 1,000 years ago

gypsy moth

most gypsies turn into moths for 2 years during their 20's

gypsies invented gyp-hop music, which predates hip hop music by 400 years
this is a traditional gyp-hop dance

the gypsies have kings, they made some records

Tuesday, June 20, 2006