Friday, April 28, 2006


Awesome collection of fruit labels
complete with olde tyme racism

don't worry, many people have a five head (bigger than a forehead)

look at how young your mom was

mmmm. NON!

this particular term coed bugs me, only americans use it
the term means
Of or relating to an education system in which both men and women attend the same institution or classes; coeducational: a coed university.

i find it odd that this term is still used for a female university/college student
i mean it is 2006, not 1846
americans are odd

Thursday, April 27, 2006


these are all awesome
today is for dancing
oh and Neil Young is still kickass


Wednesday, April 26, 2006

she bangs the drums (as well as other things)

your mom

'Country style' is actually a form of kung fu, similar to monkey style

some arseholes from kingston ontario stole my fatrobot name and are using it for their band
I AM FATROBOT, have been for years!
and a message board
i encourage you to harass them
i want to smash them into a million fibres, and then have a csi put them back together with supercool fake technology so i can smash them again

sea is for serpent
good enough for me

a collection of natural history dioramas

everyone is looking for the collection of antique soviet radios


Tuesday, April 25, 2006


you can't make me post anything original today
now is time for the dance

Nölff playing bass

Saturday, April 22, 2006


this guy is cool

these girls dig him

spock likes him too

137 year old submarine found off the coast of Panama

Friday, April 21, 2006


i am 2 horned pit vipers

the robot hall of fame

i built a machine

things found here


Thursday, April 20, 2006

gnam gnam gnam gnam

Skippy 1

Skippy 2

Skippy 3

Skippy 4

Skippy 5


Wednesday, April 19, 2006


Red Grossinger, , man from Whitehorse with an interest in the unexplained has started a sasquatch detective agency.

this man built his own submarine
i am a rocket submarine

i baked 77 pies filled with 77 lies

Tuesday, April 18, 2006


Like most Nigerians, you're probably finding that it's increasingly difficult to earn a decent living from email. That's why you need to attend the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference.

i am a photographer
here are some of my photos

i am building something in my backyard
here is a photo

i also took a photo of your mom

Monday, April 17, 2006


Bird's Nest Soup

1-3/4 ounces cleaned bird's nest
2 cups water
2 slices fresh ginger, each the size of a 25-cent piece
4 cups Chinese chicken Soup Stock (see recipe below)
2 tablespoons cornstarch mixed with 2 tablespoons water
2 eggs, beaten
ham, cut julienne, very fine, for garnish

Soak the bird's nest overnight in fresh water. Using a fine mesh
strainer drain and rinse the nest. Place in a saucepan and add 2
cups of water and the ginger slices. Simmer for 5 minutes and
drain in the strainer, discarding the ginger. Pick out any impurities
and add to the soup stock and simmer for 1/2 hour.

Stir in the cornstarch mixed with water and cook to thicken. Add
salt to taste and pour the beaten eggs in a thin stream over the
top of the soup. Count to ten and gently stir the eggs into the
soup. The shredded-ham garnish will go nicely on the top of this
very delicately flavored soup.

A good Chinese market should have nests available (or perhaps they
will order for you), but they are very expensive. The cost for
enough nest to make two batches of this soup will be somewhere
between $30 and $40.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

beat it


Wednesday, April 12, 2006

-0345876-082u53 =0-9345

this is me, working on my levitation machine

it is almost complete
then you'll all pay