Thursday, May 31, 2007


this is ur album

as is this

whats the worst thing about rollerblading?
telling your parents your gay!

rollerblading is ghey

Performance artist Mark McGowan has eaten what he claims was a cooked corgi in a protest over the Royal Family's treatment of animals.

The corgi was minced and cooked with apple, onion and seasoning

gnam gnam gnam gnam gnam


Tuesday, May 29, 2007


shut yer yap

Monday, May 28, 2007


kid kills gigantic hog
(not your mom although the resemblance is eerie)

awesome collection of bubblegum cards
i loved that thin gum even though it tasted terrible and usually shattered into a million pieces


Friday, May 25, 2007



Wednesday, May 23, 2007


look into her eyes

me at work
look at me go
make nice comments about me

A Chinese woman claims her cat has grown wings.

Granny Feng's tom cat has sprouted two hairy 4ins long wings, reports the Huashang News.
"At first, they were just two bumps, but they started to grow quickly, and after a month there were two wings," she said.
Her explanation is that the cat sprouted the wings after being sexually harassed.

as the smartest and best looking scientist in the world i can say that this happens all the time in the animal kingdom

suspect device

some j-pop, Aizenhashi by Puppypet

the oceans are full of plastic

this is your boyfriend
you don't really even like him
but you go out with him just the same

this is a lawn ornament

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

rye no

i have been a black rhino for the last 5 days
it's nice having a prehensile upper lip, i can grab nice tender leaves with them

i may become a Javan Rhino (the rarest of the rhinos)

i may not

Friday, May 18, 2007

scent or

scientists get go ahead for human-animal hybrid embryo research
I can't see how that could go wrong

maybe that's where Deerman came from, a half man half deer in Kewanee IL
“As I recall, he walked upright, like a faun from Greek mythology, mostly anthropomorphic upper body and head with deer-like antlers, not unlike some of the paintings on the walls of caves in times even more prehistoric than ours,” our eyewitness related.

You're retarded Herc, you're retarded.

this guy loves the Yeti, a lot more than i do
a staggering amount of Yeti things

Hey guys listen, i can make a sound like a fog horn, ok... HHHWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO

episode 12 of The Melanchoy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Thursday, May 17, 2007



Wednesday, May 16, 2007

le sweater

turns out their whole face is near-sighted



uh... what

Butchie's mom is kinda h4wt, and she makes nice sweaters

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

u smell

this is your boyfriend

these are the people in your neighbourhood

If you don't like Ralph Stanley then you are a terrible person