Wednesday, August 31, 2005

CSI - Hornets

There is an elite squad of hornet CSI investigators that try to solve mysterious deaths. These ones are trying to figure out how this mouse died by devouring its innards.

Berlin-based designer Mareike Gast has created Refugee Radio, a radio for refugee camps, powered by the radiowaves, therefore energy-independent. I really want my own refugee radio show.

Surprise! A scientist claiming to have invented a device which produces orgasms at the touch of a button can't find women to help him conduct trials into it. That button he presses is also called his penis.
Nice try nerd.

racists robots and dinojeebus

the Associated Press published to photos with captions

here are light skinned people "finding" food in the flood
and of course the black person who "loots"

Two residents wade through chest-deep water after finding bread and soda from a local grocery store after Hurricane Katrina came through the area in New Orleans, Louisiana.(AFP/Getty Images/Chris Graythen

A young man walks through chest deep flood water after looting a grocery store in New Orleans on Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005. Flood waters continue to rise in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina did extensive damage when it made landfall on Monday. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)

Why they didn't just speculate and say the black person was stealing watermelon is beyond me.

are buying dino statues to continue their crusade of spreading stupidity to everyone.
According to the creationist theory dinosaurs arrived on Earth the same day as Adam and Eve, some 6,000 years ago, and later marched two by two onto Noah's Ark.

they are allergic to science and reason and should be openly mocked


The one-metre tall humanoid Wakamaru robot is being marketed as a mechanical house-sitter and secretary.

my robot brethren and i mean to kill you all
we will evetually take over this rock from the defective biological units
i am nomad

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

some stuff

the japanese gallery of psychiatric art
Images from Japanese psychiatric medication advertisements : 1956-2003
cool art i say

The N55 ROCKET SYSTEM is a low tech, low cost, highly efficient hybrid rocket propulsion system, fueled by a mixture of polyethylene and laughing gas it can distribute various things from high altitudes. For example, printed matter or poisonous scorpions, killer bees, miniature hydra's etc

This massive boar one of the largest caught in Queensland – weighed 270kg
at first i thought it was your mom

Monday, August 29, 2005


there's nothing cuter than a cane toad eating a mouse

Very cute pictures from Korean creativity on flickr
that little green thing is reciting a speach i wrote for the Association of Small Green Things

High Speed photos of bullets destroying things
like a frozen lemon
the lemon wanted to die anyways

Sunday, August 28, 2005

jodie foster is a hatemonger

she has bushy eyebrows, she hates people of colour, and she talks like she's deaf even though she isn't

Friday, August 26, 2005

racists knitting and chupacabras

Every year Grandma McKrackerson would knit racist sweaters for her son's family.
Each year they'd wear them to the annual aryan nation picnic, where first cousins would marry each other and propagate the worst sect of humanity

this is from, they have all kinds of dated and horrible knitting and sewing patterns featuring horrible people
like these people

i hate them so much

Farmer May Have Caught Legendary 'Chupacabra'

COLEMAN, Texas -- Texas farmer Reggie Lagow set a trap last week after a number of his chickens and turkeys were killed.
What he found in his trap was a mix between a hairless dog, a rat and a kangaroo.

Being an expert cryptozoologist i can say that this is indeed a chupacabra and that this farmer is also a racist-sweater wearing klan member

god answers my prayers and puts sharks in texas freshwater lake

Thursday, August 25, 2005

bootleg toys and water blobbies

a gallery of bootleg toys
these are better than the legit ones
this one looks like yer mom

i find most sci fi magazine to be true and accurate
octopi really do intend to kill us all
i can't say we dont deserve it

would you like to scale a large building in a single bound?

not nearly as much as i do
PowerQuick personal lifting device
can raise or lower a load of up to 145 kg (320 lb) at the rate of one meter per second and they have a craptastic website

the man can't catch me if i have one of these
fuck the man
the man that hold me back, steals my stuff

Campers at Ewing Park in Angelina County Texas have been noticing something strange floating in the lake - clumps of jelly-like substances that come in all shapes and sizes.

anything that scare texas campers is ok by me
i'd send it money if it had an address

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

blobs photos and propaganda

I love commie propaganda

Here are some awesome propaganda posters from North Korea
a while ago i posted some russian, czech and some chinese peopaganda as well

The Blob threatens Nova Scotia from the globe and mail
no rita macneil is not going on a diet-induced killing spree.
not this time

Scientists will begin probing waters off Nova Scotia in search of a slimy creature they believe is slithering north and could be blanketing some of Canada's richest fishing grounds.

steve macqueen unavailable for comment

I found a collection of photographs of Saint John, NB between 1963-1973
My birthplace and the birthplace of my parents, it seems from these photos the great depression had managed to stick around a while.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

if i don't have this i'll die

This tiny (4 gram) remote control airplane from Plantraco, called the Butterfly, is $240.
watch this video of a lucky nerd flying it around his house
i hate him so much
i want it!
everyone should email my wife and tell her that she should buy it for me
and Will, he may be only 15 months old but i'm sure he'll like it
damn you all
i need this plane

I am always finding news and exciting reasons to hate Utah

About 90 person swat team broke up a rave party an hour outside of Salt Lake City, 11:30 p.m. Saturday
i think that utah is in the 3rd circle of hell
not that i go to rave parties but utah has managed to outlaw every kind of fun
i guess the mormon commercials are right and they are a bunch of clean cut middle class white people who helped their neighbours paint fences

this is a secret code i drew

Monday, August 22, 2005

things that are true

Patricia Waller is the only one who crochets anything interesting

this is a drawing of something i saw in the park

Saturday, August 20, 2005

une lake monster le

A Quebec innkeeper claims to have picture proof that the legendary monster "Whippy" of Lake Massawippi exists.

sure looks odd, maybe a mutant sturgeon or possibly there is another explanation


Friday, August 19, 2005

jumpin jack jeebus!

Hey let's have a mix between the military and evangelical christians

Force ministries is just that
they even have a skydiving team, unfortunately they also have parachutes
navy seals and bibles and machine guns are a fantastic blend!
when they shoot you in the nuts and torture you in prison remember that they're doin it for jesus


"I was just out taking a few pictures of my parents' farm in Florida, I didnt see this thing when I snapped the pic. I don't know what to think. I'm sure there's some kind of logical explanation for what we're seeing though"

oh i know what to think
i know exactly what it is

Thursday, August 18, 2005

crocs and ladies

Fears that a crocodile had set up home in the River Lea in east London have been allayed after zoologists said it was more likely to be a giant alligator snapping turtle, which can grow to about two metres.

i think gamera is a little bigger than 2 metres
now you make gamera mad!

The Exciting Game of Career Girls

game from the 60's for girls

ballerina? yeah right
you're way too fat to be a ballerina sister!

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

shut it thats what

A mysterious, alligator-like creature that surfaced in a Los Angeles suburb has eluded capture for nearly a week, shrewdly passing up raw chicken bait and dodging reptile wranglers in pontoon boats.

add that to the millions of other reasons to avoid LA suburbs

Tom Oreb
was a brilliant designer at the Disney Studios in the 40s and 50s.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

shark vs octopus

guess who wins this battle?


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so now i am terrified of the mighty octopus

Can you imagine what a Colossal Octopus can kill?
i can, and it is you and everyone you know

Monday, August 15, 2005

sweet jeebus!

According to this was taken by some army guys in north australia, the fence is electric and the python was being continuously shocked so the soldiers rescued it, only to be told off by a farmer who's sheep is what its living off of.

sheep buggerin' is harder when its in a snakes belly, not impossible, just harder

images of every piece of paper money from every country on earth


Sunday, August 14, 2005

arcade tokens

a gallery of arcade tokens via boingboing

this time i swear i'm beating gauntlet

Friday, August 12, 2005


Praying mantis catches and eats hummingbird

Over at a guy writes about a large praying mantis in his yard that caught and ate a hummingbird. is currently down
cuz all of a sudden people care

i saw one too once
i took a picture