happy holidays

have a good holidays y'all
buy me lots of presents

BAH!!!

me and a guy at work made this for a 'decorate your space' xmas contest




here's what happened when a VP won instead of us

i eye aye

this is cool
but i invented it first


i invented this


and this


and this


i'm not sure whats going on in this picture but i like it





Ray Reigstad of Duluth, Minn. is the producer and bottler (but not, unfortunately, seller) of Army Worm Wine, which he distills from fermented forest tent caterpillars of the species Malacosoma disstria.

po em

here is a poem i wrote in my sleep

you are a buffoon
you act like baboon
you wears skis in june
and throw rocks at the moon

fee fie fo

i heard a voice in my head before i fell asleep the other day. it said 'Cambodian rat poison is not just for kids anymore'
kinda weird

this is me




i have a code and 2 pairs of plans



yes, but i ate them

only someone with a life-raft says 'every man for himself'

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper and George W. Bush share similar ideologies
harper may take that as a compliment but to share ideologies with the least popular, least competent, most hated US president of all time is not a good thing.
not for Canada
cutting national child care program, backing out of kyoto, closing almost all of the status of women offices, trying to ban gay marriage again (but losing)
he is a bad man

http://www.circusmuseum.nl/
awesome gallery of old circus posters
some of your mom
some of other peoples moms

knitting

knitting is fun

southern mars

Martian life frozen in underground oceans ?

A top UK space scientist Dr. John Murray has said that Mars could be lurking with killer aliens lying frozen beneath its surface.

I hope these martians are delicious



A scene from Moonmen vs Jesus Christacean


this is the last time i am going to ask you
Will you go camping with me?

a nice

LOOK!
Gallery of Monster Toys
this is your parents


and this is what mormons look like
at least according to my encyclopedia


this is how i get to work

2 3 1

I am Illustrating a bible that I also wrote
here are some pictures from it

sing song

some songs for you
me and my son sing this
cuz we are pirates
Boney.mp3

i sing this song under trees whislt wearing a brown turtleneck


1970's lesbo disco band ESG


do a little gumboot cloggin with Stompin Tom

c3p h0 h0 h0

Download the star wars Xmas Album
great songs like What can you get a wookie if he already owns a comb
cool that long ago in a galaxy far far away they still celebrate jesus birth

i-mockery has a write up about each song
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/starwars-xmas/
george lucas needs to get a beat down

Leonardo da Vinci rose from the dead for just a second and told me that Jennifer Love-Hewitt is the greatest living artist
you callin hiim a liar?


i wonder why the japanese like her so much

space lime

this is true


this is a scene from the book of Genesis


this is you


your parents


"and iiiiiiii yee iiiiiiii will always looove yoouuuuu.."


for the last time nolff, i dont know!

mothra

godzilla vs mothra is on youtube in parts
awesome movie
and a true story

oh

i
feel
like




crap