Friday, April 28, 2006

froot

Awesome collection of fruit labels
complete with olde tyme racism

don't worry, many people have a five head (bigger than a forehead)


look at how young your mom was


mmmm. NON!


this particular term coed bugs me, only americans use it
the term means
Of or relating to an education system in which both men and women attend the same institution or classes; coeducational: a coed university.

i find it odd that this term is still used for a female university/college student
i mean it is 2006, not 1846
americans are odd
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Thursday, April 27, 2006

scopitones

these are all awesome
today is for dancing
oh and Neil Young is still kickass





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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

she bangs the drums (as well as other things)

your mom


'Country style' is actually a form of kung fu, similar to monkey style

some arseholes from kingston ontario stole my fatrobot name and are using it for their band
I AM FATROBOT, have been for years!
and a message board
i encourage you to harass them
i want to smash them into a million fibres, and then have a csi put them back together with supercool fake technology so i can smash them again

sea is for serpent
good enough for me


a collection of natural history dioramas



everyone is looking for the collection of antique soviet radios


hat
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

lizard

you can't make me post anything original today
now is time for the dance






Nölff playing bass
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Saturday, April 22, 2006

phtoo

this guy is cool


these girls dig him




spock likes him too



137 year old submarine found off the coast of Panama
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Friday, April 21, 2006

=-09=56-0798

i am 2 horned pit vipers


the robot hall of fame


i built a machine


things found here














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Thursday, April 20, 2006

gnam gnam gnam gnam





Skippy 1


Skippy 2


Skippy 3


Skippy 4

Skippy 5



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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

nyeti


Red Grossinger, , man from Whitehorse with an interest in the unexplained has started a sasquatch detective agency.


this man built his own submarine
i am a rocket submarine

i baked 77 pies filled with 77 lies
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

ptoo

Like most Nigerians, you're probably finding that it's increasingly difficult to earn a decent living from email. That's why you need to attend the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference.

i am a photographer
here are some of my photos








i am building something in my backyard
here is a photo


i also took a photo of your mom
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Monday, April 17, 2006

yum

Bird's Nest Soup

1-3/4 ounces cleaned bird's nest
2 cups water
2 slices fresh ginger, each the size of a 25-cent piece
4 cups Chinese chicken Soup Stock (see recipe below)
2 tablespoons cornstarch mixed with 2 tablespoons water
salt
2 eggs, beaten
ham, cut julienne, very fine, for garnish

Soak the bird's nest overnight in fresh water. Using a fine mesh
strainer drain and rinse the nest. Place in a saucepan and add 2
cups of water and the ginger slices. Simmer for 5 minutes and
drain in the strainer, discarding the ginger. Pick out any impurities
and add to the soup stock and simmer for 1/2 hour.

Stir in the cornstarch mixed with water and cook to thicken. Add
salt to taste and pour the beaten eggs in a thin stream over the
top of the soup. Count to ten and gently stir the eggs into the
soup. The shredded-ham garnish will go nicely on the top of this
very delicately flavored soup.

A good Chinese market should have nests available (or perhaps they
will order for you), but they are very expensive. The cost for
enough nest to make two batches of this soup will be somewhere
between $30 and $40.
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Thursday, April 13, 2006

beat it

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

-0345876-082u53 =0-9345

this is me, working on my levitation machine


it is almost complete
then you'll all pay

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

no





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Friday, April 07, 2006

scrammit


The Laotian rock rat
, supposedly had gone extinct millions of years ago appears to be more common than previously thought, was identified as a species new to science in 2005.
And is common lunch item in Laos

less popular are the Laotian rock bat, the Laotian spock rat, and the Legotian block rat

Judas Iscariot is a hero not a villian, according to new Coptic script



Judas Priest said to be angry, and forgotten


Gallery of US military cockpits


new wave country, country new wave
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Thursday, April 06, 2006

er herhrherherherherh

more horrifying clown packaging at the awesome blog a sampler of things



non!


oui!
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

ptoo on you

freaky


monowheels



whats that name?
monowheels


monowheels



build your own portable USB charger from makeblog
charge ipods pdas etc


tu veux une chapeau?


tonnes of great chinese commie posters

which i love


i too have a pet dragon
his name is chet


now if you would be so kind as to crammit
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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

le jonke

i heard a woodpecker on the way to work, piliated i think

some lovely things available at Archie McPhee

Deluxe Jesus Action Figure

get your christ on


Bacon Strips Bandages
the delicious heeling power of sliced pig's ass


Corn Dog Air Freshener
or you could hang a real corn dog instead



Bibliodyssey
has some awesome sea creature art
all true creatures from the sea you see


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Monday, April 03, 2006

gnam gnam gnam

rainy day
i'll not post anything but these

you should really read this


now please enjoy these cycling photographs i took with my digitamable camera









i live here

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