today

today is my birthday

work party last night
i feel like hell

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don't take it personally, i just feel like stabbing everyone today

i'm funny

yes

fun

h4wt!!

this is cool
turn a photo into a vector image, save as eps, png or svg
works pretty good, i am as handsome in a vector image as i am in a photo
can't help it


this is h4wt for some reason
i dunno what these 80's girl are doing but i like it

snake and bake

Scientists (like me) uncover part of an ancient 8 foot giant sea scorpion
i plan to clone these someday and cross breed them with glowbras (glow in the dark cobras )


awesome flickr set of vintage cigarette cards
amongst other things in this persons enourmous flickr gallery
i guess they used to put these cards in packs of smokes


i used my time machine to go back in time and be a king
this is me below in my king disguise


this is you lookin creepy


a long time ago boys would play sports with a loaf of rye bread


on a ship in the stormy sea is a perfect place to bake something

sausage

Devoted Customer Upset Jimmy Dean Downsized Sausage 16oz To 12oz But Charges Same Price
stolen from here



i love that he would rather eat none than eat sage, or maple flavoured sausages, this guy rules
fuck i wanna eat gaddamit

shuyerface

vintage lolcats

i got nothin

wisdom of the ages

you eat these


my favourite book


cool!


i have a pet giant crab


this is your mom


that funky munky


your mom lives here

canada

yyyyyyyyyo