fridays absence

i have a whole week to brag about my sweet victory
of Gigi's caption contest

bleah

Flying Object With Three Spheres

Renowned Mexican UFO researcher Salvador Guerrero, managed to capture the transit of a strange flying object made up of three spherical red object

Being an expert UFOlogist i can say that this is indeed an alien vessel
the vessels contain aliens
they look like this


Army cancels probe of "war dead for porn" scandal

They just canceled the entire investigation of the scandal involving US soldiers allegedly trading death pics from Iraq for access to online porn
bad parts are blocked out of these pics buy you get the idea
wonder why they hate american soldiers?

here's a brand new videogame


Technical Documentation Weirdness

awful

Here's a gallery of awful food
like the bologna biscuits and hot dog macaroni


oh and someone tell that whore betty crocker
that santa is not in the klan and the north
pole doesn't belong to the USA
Its Canada's you cake eatin' byatch!


Finally! An adult Giant Squid has been caught
alive on camera for the first time. Together we will
rule the sea and devour everyone!!

giant squid are awesome, in 2003 one attacked
a french boat that's another thing we have in common

in my post called Fun things to look at i listed the gallery of monster toys, specifically the terrible snowman doll
now some jerk took my link and submitted it to boing boing and is acting like he's hot shit
just so you know you all get the cool stuff here first
everyone else is a muppet molesting slave owning rapist

funnny stuff

i forgot how funny this was
cybersex with bloodninja

sample

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

Farrakhan groo treasure drugs

Nation of Islam chief Minister Louis Farrakhan has expanded on his
theory that New Orleans' levees were blown up during Hurricane
Katrina, announcing Friday that divers working on the levee break have
found evidence of explosives.

I know a secret or two about Groo
He won't mind if I tell you
I know a secret or two about Groo
I know a secret about Groo and you

The robot, called "Arturito" or "Little Arthur", is said to have discovered the 18th-century buried treasure
on the island of Robinson Crusoe - named after the book.


Cool old anti drug film

monday things

My son and I were doing yardwork,
we were planting seeds of a revolution



unusual LP cover art

i dont think this is unusual at all

Stuff about sea serpents

more stuff here

awesome collection of airline attendent uniforms
from throughout the world


The US military's trainded killer dolphins that carry toxic dart guns, were swept out to sea during hurricane Katrina and are still loose. The US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly.

fun things too look at

SCALAR WEAPONRY

School Expels Girl for Having Gay Parents
"Your family does not meet the policies of admission," Superintendent Leonard Stob wrote to Tina Clark, the girl's biological mother.

nice
now some fun things

1970's Matchbox cars are cool vroooooooom


From the gallery of monster toys
nice figures of your mom



from the Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

the truth as i know it

A litlle known fact is that Canada's national animal is
the Eastern Knife Headed Guiron


I took this picture out my window this morning,
i live in a fascinating neighbourhood


haha 50's cone boobies


looks like your mom is all dressed up
for a night on the town


one of the greatest moments in movie history
the breakdance fight in breakin'

important things

Bill Maher rules

A scene from the 7th Voyage of Tracey Gold and Sinbad


CAKE!! CAKE!!! Someone said there was cake!!


watch cyclops vs dragon


Jesus is also a country musician, it was his brother billy ray christ who gave him the tattoo

more at http://www.picturesofjesus4you.com/

invented: shark proof suit

black jeebus

Jesus action figures are cool
Indy has a cool one
the problem with most jesus figures is that they aren't black

i found this here
he will hypnotize you and save your soul
whats odd is the accessories he comes with


Adam is polynesian and eve is white with her fist cocked to punch adam in the sack


most people don't know that goliath was actually from the klingon empire


this ones pretty good from the Jesus Christ Superstore

truth

This is a nickelodeon promotion that was
supposed to be callled NICK OR TREAT! Headphones or speakers needed.
It certainly sounds like something else other than nick-or-treat
egad


cool and bizarre figurines


Odd Japanese anti-smoking campaign
must be nice not to have any fingers

Dear giant kid

you dropped your 200-foot-long toy rabbit

things that are true
-i have the greatest oatmeal recipe of all time
-saucer men are greedy
-I am 2 of 5
-I can turn on a nickel and give you some change
-I know another word for thesaurus
-I saw this and drew it exactly as i saw it
-I also saw this

cool stuff, lake

Crazy ass clouds



from Project for the OLD American Century



Earths cutest kid (mine) looks over the water, you'll notice the oddity in the water,
I used special complex photo manipulation software i stole from CSI:Miami to enhance it. The software makes many bleeps and bloops for everything you do.
this is what was in the water

which is odd because its a freshwater lake

i also saw a piece of driftwood shaped like a dead cormorant
its amazing how nature mimics other types of nature


these are also cool

The Flying Mobulas of the Sea of Cortez mean to kill us all

fry day

MANAMANA


Oh deer,

dead deer on a telephone pole, happens everyday

More evidence that god is a woman, why else would a kick in the nuts hurt so much.

He-man sings 4 non blondes

and because i love conspiracies - The Great New Orleans Land Grab-The 17th Street Canal levee was breached on purpose