i can defy you and gravity

here's some free music, because i am swell,
The Knife - Deep Cuts
they are awesome
even if you don't think so they are

this is really good


this is not good


this is cool though
Rare "Prehistoric" Shark Photographed Alive



i would like to cross breed this with a nile crocodile

bi z

i am busy


look how busy i am
it's obvious from this photo that i am worried fluctuations in the space-lime
comtinuum


look how busy my secretaries are



i am so busy my portable telephone never stops ringing


my radio needs new batteries


your car

retourne

back from cuba
cuba is good
good weather good booze good food

i brough back some communism
i hope you all enjoy it

why do white girls put their hair in braids when they go on tropical vacation?
i don't understand this.
Please stop this behavior

cuba

i'm going to cuba tomorrow

Hello

Fatrobot's office, how may I help you?

desert shrimp

In Nigeria’s far north-eastern Borno State,
man is biting back against the desert locust



“We simply deep-fry them in vegetable oil. Then they are ready to be eaten as a snack,” Mrs Daniel explains.


“We make a powder of salted hot chilli which we call yaji. You eat the locust by dipping it in the yaji.”


“The hind legs are the tastiest part. They are the ones that actually make people call the locusts 'desert shrimps'.

i would eat them

here come the drums

Troy Hurtubise, the Hamilton-born inventor who became famous for his bulky bear-protection suit by standing in front of a moving vehicle to prove it worked, has now created a much slimmer suit that he says staves off bullets, explosives, knives and clubs. He calls it the Trojan and describes it as the "first ballistic, full exoskeleton body suit of armour." Already, he says, the suit has stood up to bullets from high-powered weapons, including an elephant gun. The suit was empty during the ballistics tests, but he's more than ready to put it on and face live fire.

"I would do it in an instant," he said. "Bring it on.


TOB 4 L1F3 !!!
from the mean street of Bridgewater, Nova Scotia


this is me in my lab

another word for thesaurus

logos on vw minibuses


these are 2 cobras

COBRA!!

GLOWBRAS!!!

MY GLOWBRA ARMY IS UNBEATABLE!
THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T BEAT IT!
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GORILLA VS BEAR
GORILLA VS BEAR

NOT EVEN MAGIC
CAN DEFEAT US!
MY GLOWBRAS!!

MY GLOWBRAS!!

my glowbras

sing a song of sex pants

safe? harmless?
useless!


hey flash,
you might be a gay


i hope this ad isn't insinuating that the woman is a dcotor
because that is ridiculous


nice , not at all creepy

Haruhi Suzumiya

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is my new favourite show
watch them all here
here is episode 1

suzumiya haruhi 1
Uploaded by mog08

blargh

your voodoo doesn't work
i still feel like hell
however i look like this

voodoo

space patrol

i feel like hell
watch this

wisdom

straight girls like Sarah Jessica Parker because she looks like someone they could hang around that their boyfriends wouldn't hit on
gays like her because she looks like a man

this painting is called "Mother's Ghost Appeared On The Enema Chair"found at the thrift store art gallery





i am too busy and haven't the time
to write down even the tiniest rhyme
if a gorilla had babies with jabba the hut
it would look like you
with a much smaller butt

ah no

no no
i won't post
i am too busy eating toast

yo

uh both thank you very much you asshole


from Duh! magazine


THIS IS ME


Bird Thongchai Fan Ja

ribbit

i trust you all had a splendid holiday
my cat made you all a present
its in the litterbox
you can keep it
these are your boyfriends