yesterday i climbed to the top of three mountains on the third mountain, at the very top, i met a wizard and he hit me on the head with his magic sceptre and i then had the ability to fly, but i didn't instead i ventured to the deepest ocean to find things that are marvelous and delicious marvelicious here are some i took photos of them before i ate them
not many things are as good as Indian Thriller which is of course where michael jackson stole the idea from
fat Indian Superman is pretty good too
MONTREAL — As real-estate listings go, this one is out of this world. A property is on sale in Quebec for a cool $2.95-million, and it even comes with its own flying saucer.
UFOland, home of the white-robed prophet known as Rael, head of the Raelians is for sale for $2.95 million 110 hectares of campgrounds, lakes, an amphitheatre, office a condominium building in the shape of a spaceship. Raelians claimed they cloned a human in 2002 although never proved it they beleive this HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA. On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.
He told Rael that:
"We were the ones who designed all life on earth" "You mistook us for gods" "We were at the origin of your main religions" "Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"
their website is pretty funny rael.org they are also batshit crazy
who else is cool enough to put the entire Blue Hawaii soundtrack online for your listening pleasure? No one that's who
download 1. Blue Hawaii 2. Almost Always 3. Aloha Oe 4. No More 5. Can't Help Falling In Love 6. Rock-A-Hula-Baby 7. Moonlight Swim 8. Ku-U-I-Po 9. Ito Eats 10. Slicin' Sand 11. Hawaiian Sunset 12. Beach Boy Blues 13. Island Of Love 14. Hawaiian Wedding Song 15. Steppin' Out Of Line 16. Can't Help Falling In Love (Movie Version) 17. Slicin' Sand (Alternate Take 4) 18. No More (Alternate Take 7) 19. Rock-A-Hula-Baby (Alternate Take 1) 20. Beach Boy Blues (Movie Version) 21. Steppin' Out Of Line (Movie Version) 22. Blue Hawaii (Alternate Take 3)
also this is still the greatest song/video of all time
i don't understand growing grass in the first place, plant it, water it, cut it and throw it away makes no sense and way too much work attach a RC potato gun/ flamethrower in this thing then i might reconsider
i broke into butchdingo's place to steal back my Stryper cd collection and i found these in his family photo album you may ask yourself how he had an animated gif in his photo album, but some things remain a mystery in this world
Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird alien fish that made squeaks. The filmed it with a cell phone camera i just uploaded the video on youtube so it may not show up right away
then they ate it and said it was delicious all according to pravda.ru pravda is russian for truth i believe it is none other than the fabled Sea Bishop tasty tasty sea bishop
i tend to leave my little meebo messenger thing on at work, so it appears like i am online and ignoring you but i am not
I think you should have 250 megs of scram
oh and thank you very much to the lazy fuckwads at the ttc for making me late
Troy Hurtubise, famous for his bear-proof suits, recently made headlines for developing a Halo-inspired anti-ballistic suit. After spending $15,000 and several years developing the suit, Hurtubise had hoped to sell the design to some military hoping to protect its troops in hostile situations. Now facing financial ruin, Grizzly Man Troy was forced to put the Halo suit, dubbed the Trojan, up for sale on Ebay. The auction is currently sitting at $1,000 with no bids it also has a cock clock watch the video
this guy fuckin rules i hate the canadian military for not buying this
in honour of Black History Month here is some free music Deep River of Song: Black Texicans Deep River of Song: African-American field recordings made for the Library of Congress from 1933 to 1946, a transformative period when black singers of the South and the Caribbean created a new musical language and thousands of brilliant songs that would captivate people throughout the world. Black Texicans: Historic 1930s field recordings document African-American life on the Texas frontier -- black cowboy songs, work, minstrel, and play party songs, "eephing," and virtuoso harmonica playing. These performances by Lead Belly, Henry Truvillion, Moses "Clear Rock" Platt, and many others call up the open, the prairie, and the immutable desert, as well as the days of minstrel and medicine shows. Twenty-two of the album's 29 songs are previously unissued.
i saw this on the way to work today this is a photograph i took it it's real
I was six when I first became aware of my desire to lose my legs. I don't remember what started it - there was no specific trigger. Most people want to change something about themselves, and the image I have of myself has always been one without legs